"I've got a funny story for you. A funny story I needed to get off my chest. I couldn't share it with any of my friends so, I chose to share it with a kinky message board full of strangers. It's the Internet. The Internet provides a sense of anonymity. Bear in mind, names have been changed to protect the innocent and not so innocent. Job related details may have been distorted to protect my identity but despite the questionable/ambiguous details, this is the story. A story very worthy of the acronym FML. The irony of it all is truly hilarious."
Pink Bunny
Saturday February 22, 2014 @ 1:16am


brwngrltrvler
Friday April 27, 2012 @ 2:57pm
"I was hurt. I was heartbroken. I felt abandoned and emotionally drained. Sometimes heartache can open new doors. Of course, names have been changed to protect all parties involved, but this is my story."

Sgt4U
Sunday May 3, 2015 @ 5:24am
"After twenty years of devotion to Uncle Sam, I called it quits. I was wired and looking to get into some trouble. Trouble found me all right, in the form of a hot-bodied fox.

Little did I know how much shed rock my world.

The names are all fake, details have been fudged, but youll get the gist of what went down.

Youre getting one hell of a tale. This is my story. "

Fairy tale endings weren’t made for people like me. Happy for now usually ain’t in the cards, either.

The dents on my wall from where my headboard kept knockin’ against the same spot was the first clue that I needed to calm my ass down. At the rate I was racking up notches and plowing through hookups, I wasn’t ever gonna find nothing real. Guess I kinda jinxed myself. I created my circumstances. You can’t get what you want if you keep falling back into the same pattern of bad habits. But then things changed. I stumbled onto somethin’ I never in a million years expected to happen. You gotta understand, I’m never the guy who wins. It was supposed to be just sex, but that shifty, rhyming and scheming bastard, Cupid, pulled a fast one.

I may have changed some stuff to protect a couple of people. But before you go believing the tabloids, make sure you understand that you’re gettin’ the lowdown straight from the source.

I needed to get this off my chest and it’s only fair that you at least get my side of it all. At some point, I might regret telling you any of this, but for now, you need to know.
July 10, 2014
TrainerBoy3A